Miss USA 2013: Important things you missed

LAS VEGAS — A 25-year-old contestant from Connecticut won the title of Miss USA in Las Vegas on Sunday night. Erin Brady of South Glastonbury, Conn., won the beauty pageant at the Planet Hollywood hotel-casino after Good God, how I love a pageant! Miss USA and Donald Trump always manage to select the finalists with the most compelling passions. Here's what you missed: First up was the bikini competition. Just kidding! That only looks Miss Utah is now in the beauty pageant Hall of Fame -- not because she won Miss USA, but because she bumbled through a cringe-inducing (and hysterical) 30…Who Won Miss USA 2013? Connecticut's Erin Brady! Erin Brady shows off her crown after winning the 2013 Miss USA pageant on Sunday (June 16) at PH Live at Planet Hollywood Resort & Casino in Las Vegas, Nev.Miss Utah is now in the beauty pageant Hall of Fame -- not because she won Miss

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